Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Briboy]

Do I have to describe:

I am driving. Taking her to swim practice
after school, so she needs a snack and is
a little restless. Tears open one of these
plastic mid size bags of Cheezeits.....

Now, not talking about opening it up carefully,
like you would an envelop, I am talking....
tear into it baby!!!!!!!!

So, ya get the picture now, we have an open
bag, all kinds of bad things waiting to happen,

but I don't see it, I am driving, and I don't
care, is not my problem.....until

I go over the fricken speed bump slower than
my grandma who is no longer with us.

So, how is that[/u] (liberalism)


1. My fault
2. the cars
3. the bags
4. the speed bump

and not (under conservative, be responsible
for yourself philosophy

1. Her fault