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[IH Admin [Shelly]]

Hahahaha! Seriously? You know of ANY female that would fall for that? ;)

Though, it's wonderfully written, I cannot imagine the male version would sway you on SI!

My Dear Sir:

Four days have passed since you coldheartedly, threw me in chains and dragged me behind horses to my cyber-cell for a little over zealousness on my part. You know the passion that drives me and when given such insight into a life altering opportunity, how could I fail to pass along this information to the commoners on SI? My goal was the betterment of all as you know my heart and desires are altruistic. I only wanted to offer the entire community the chance to reap the rewards that I have so generously been afforded my many years on SI.

Already it is as though I had been gone four years. Although I can avow that not one hour has passed without the memory of my cyber-friends, such close companions to my thoughts that now more than ever is it the food and sustenance of my soul; and if it should endure like this a few days more, as seems it must, I truly believe it will in every way have assumed the office of my soul, and I shall then live and thrive on the memory of SI as do other women upon their souls, and I shall have no life but in this single thought.

Often I find myself recalling, and with what ease, certain posts to me, some on the cyber-balcony with the moon and stars as witness, others at that active window I shall always look upon so gladly, with all the many endearing and gracious acts I have seen my SI friends preform. For I shall never rest content until my exile has ended; it would be the greatest delight for me to be released from this prison, yet I dare not ask so much. May your Lordship beseech himself to perform whatever you feel is best for me.

With my heart I kiss my Lord's hand, since I cannot with my lips.