If thats your Heavy Chevy in the picture, actually placard the beast with the "GO800" instead of computer graphics. Then park that baby in a high traffic area or major retailer parking lot.
Maybe even wreck it some spectacular fashion so it could make it onto the evening news.
On a serious note:This news about the newspaper ad campaign will get peoples' hopes and greed sweet-teeth going. Good trading times ahead. Trade and increase your shares. Then hold for long.