Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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OK explain....

#1 - you have to pay all your past taxes

Who calculates an illegal immigrants "past taxes"? I'm certain there is a complete audit trail? This is a joke.

#2 - you have to learn to speak english

and they'll be paying for this?

#3 - if you have a criminal record, you can never become one

I doubt the hardened criminals come here seeking citizenship. As a matter of fact the real criminals keep coming back after we deport them.....wonder why?

#4 - you will have a probation period (I've heard 7 years) to show that you are a good citizen; meaning no arrests, paying your taxes, etc...

So for 7 years after they declare themselves, we have the privilege of caring for them?

Just the amount of tax money that will be collected could easily better fortify our borders.

This one always makes me laugh......you assume there is a"net" tax benefit. Why?