I envy you, Patch. You get to go into a court of law and FINALLY prove beyond a reasonable doubt everything you posted here. Congratulations.
Actually, it doesn't quite work that way. The burden of proof is on the Mutts, not on Patch.
We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth... For my part, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst; and to provide for it. --Patrick Henry, Patriot and Hero of the American Revolution