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[Jagman]

Same kind of accounting I used to pay the security guards in my Obama Easter Egg Hunt.....


Posted by: Jagman Member Level Date: Sunday, April 04, 2010 4:57:11 AM
In reply to: None Post # of 43168

Obama Easter Egg hunt this year for our grand kids.

No "hunt" actually, each child will be given a basket with 100 pieces of candy and chocolate rabbits. This will avoid disappointing the slower, less successful kids in a hunt. This results in a purchase increase by parents from 25 pieces per child to 100 pieces, but the additional cost will be covered by docking the allowances of the older kids by half. The younger kids not getting an allowance yet will also have their future allowances docked at some unknown percentage to be determined.

In addition, cheaper quality candy will be purchased to reduce costs and a security guard provided for each child to reduce theft and fraud by all of the kids. The cost of the security people will be covered by the reduction of theft and fraud.