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Flashturbation - Overuse of Flash programming beyond the point of no return.

Used in a sentence:

"You have to click to enter the site to get to the “real” home page, which is a whirling collection of Flashturbation that would make a Sufi dizzy."

Source: http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/worst-nonprofit-web-sites-of-2009.html

Example:

http://www.evangelcathedral.net/welcome.htm