Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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CDC alert!..Gonorrhea Lectim:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em." The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many contracted it in 2008 ..... but now, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, most people are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. This is sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Votemout!

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again! Otherwise the disease could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.