I'm for racism. It's been ah 'Mercan pastime for hundreds of years and I won't stand for anyone puttin' 'em down. I mean, what's so wrong about races? So some folks lose a little money, but everybody has fun. Nothin' like seeing your long shot win by a nose. Hell, what would people do if we didn't have races.....they'd all go to see that fake wrestling stuff, or worse yet, they'll buy lottery tickets. Nothin' tees me off more then going to buy a beer and ya gotta wait in line while these guys stand there scratchin' on pieces of paper while I'm dyin' of thirst. Just when the guy's rubbed his last card, he's like, "Hey Jake....I won a free card"! Sheeeat. Hey buddy....rub on this here!
No sir Mr. Asus....you're not gonna tell me that MLK was against races. I personally know who his bookie was. So, I'm gonna cache all that grey matter talk and ignore it myself. I'm takin' early bets on this year's Derby. If Jockey Strap, ridin' My Dick goes up against Cold Towel, he's gonna lose by a head.