Sounds like it could work for the recipe for Planked Catfish
Step 1: Nail cleaned 15 lb catfish to a cedar plank Step 2: Marinate in Alcohol for 24 hours Step 3: take nails out flip fish over and repeat marinate in Alcohol for another 24 hours Step 4: take nails out Step 5: throw fish away Step 6: Eat the cedar plank