Monk's Den

[J.C.N.]

Read Post #157160 then 157174 then 157200 then 157218 before this Roast Post.


There you are on the phone with a broker...Cam's and Shafts Cornucopia of Investments LTD. He says he does not invest odd lots of cash and to call another broker. You ask what an odd lot is and he says Grandma's break dancing money. He says she called and said not to let you invest stolen cash so easily had.

He tells you if you don't say anything to go to the corner of CDIV and EIGH at 830am and ask for a guy named Rodger Nite Riney who goes by the name of Scott.

Rodger invites you into his office and shows you his planes, trains and helicopter models on his desk.

He takes your $1453 and gives you a receipt for one model airplanes extra large. You leave the office having been duped once again. Still 19 and turning 23 in two days.

Next...of course.