Dump The Pump

[Buckey]

on that point.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'





So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.





You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.