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Conspiracy Theory, Persian Style!
Iranian Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy Theory, Persian Style!
Ahreeman X .. June 4, 2009 ..

Conspiracy Theory is a prison created by the
mind of the conspiracy theorist and this prison
becomes the entrapment of his soul. Only the
free bird of Rational Thinking can free this
prisoner from his prison!

Conspiracy Theories are not recreations but for Iranians, they are a severe disease! In fact the
whole region of Middle East is infected with this disease but for now we will concentrate only on Iran!

Let us do a diagnosis, shall we? What are the Causes for the Creation of Conspiracy Theories?

Causes for Creation of Conspiracy Theories

I. Weakness
II. Lack of Strong Will and Determination to Create a Change
III. Superstition
IV. The Savior Seeking Syndrome!

Now let us dig deep, dissect the problem and seek a solution:

I. Weakness
When one is too weak and powerless to change the Status Quo, then he escapes to conspiracy theories which in turn can explain that there are superior forces beyond his power in existence to determine his destiny; therefore, no matter how hard he tries, his destiny and fate will always be determined by these superior forces. So why even try to change his fate?!

Example
Majority of monarchists all the way from Mohamad Reza Pahlavi (Answer to the History book) down to Reza Pahlavi II, Dariush Homayoun, Foroud Fouladvand and even some of our own IPC Authors have had lost the monopoly of power as the ruling class of Iran. Presently, they are politically irrelevant or too weak to regain their old status; therefore, they create all types of factors, reasons and excuses for their own shortcomings.

Every single factor in the world from the British Foreign Policy (Ingilisa as Dai Jan Napoleon used to say), MI6, CIA, KGB, International Zionism, Oil Cartels, Pentagon, EU, UN, Freemasons, Jewish International Media, USSR, New World Order, Illuminati, Ayatollahs and Average Ignorant Iranians all the way to my father’s lack of erection without Viagra in his old ages, were responsible for the downfall of the Shah (1979) and the Imperial Regime, except the Shah and the Monarchists’ own shortcomings, lack of vision, narrow-mindedness and brutal dictatorship! Everyone and Everything was responsible for the Islamic Revolution of 1979 except Shah, his generals and his cronies (Monarchists)! How could they be responsible? After all they were and they are Saints!

* Mohamad Reza Pahlavi, the Shah had escaped Iran like a coward in two separate occasions (1953 and 1979) and he refused to stand his ground and fight like a man to save Iran. The Ship Captain was the first who abandoned the Ship! A typical paper tiger!

* Imperial Generals AKA Chadori Generals combinely signed that famous paper (Goh Khordan Nameh) and surrendered Iran to Khomeini rather than standing by Dr. Shapour Bakhtiar (Prime Minister) and fight for Iran. Later on they wore Chadors and escaped the borders or else executed by the Mullahs for their treason and ass kissing (khosh khedmati)! They got what they deserved. They were basically a bunch of cowards.

* Imperial Statesmen were nowhere in sight on 1979 but today they are all
Up-Position Leaders and Feeders and they sing Ey Iran, Ey Iran Nationalistic songs!

So Shah, his Generals and his cronies were all innocent victims and great Iranian Nationalists who happened to be victimized by UK, USA and International Zionism! You see, “Masters” decide the fate of Iran and Iranians. Every great Iranian Nationalist such as the late Shah, Reza Pahlavi II or Dai Jan Napoleon who stands on their way, will be demolished! How can these great Iranian Superheroes block the mighty evil forces of the “Masters”!

In other words, post 1979 Monarchists had dragged every factor from Sun to the Moon, responsible for the disaster of 1978, except the fact that over 99 % of the Iranian voters hated the Imperial Regime and had said No to Monarchy. In 1978, Sewer Rats had more popularity rating than the Shah and his Regime! But of course Monarchists do have a different and Fantastic Version of Events cooked up in their ovens at the LaLa Land!

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/features/conspiracy-theory/index.htm