Swift International Inc. (fka SWIF)

[Risicare]

He's gone from free squeeze bottles and apron give-aways in all-pork hot dog scams to PR-ing that the Anti-Christ is running the "entertainment division" of his mining company.


He truly has achieved the pinnacle of penny stock awesomeness nobody can top this. He may not have got as far as Rufus but he has surpassed the crazy buy a large measure.
When it fails they can fall back on hotdogs, the Antichrist is sure to be good at roasting things with all that brimstone and fire...