Middle School Playground

[AKvetch]

I do believe you have plagerized in your post, but while I'm researching it, you, as a math person, will have to struggle with this:

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin. One slept
on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three
became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who
slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove
that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the
squaws of the other two hides.