The Jailhouse

[Satan]

Today's Statistic That Cannot Possibly Be True comes courtesy of the IHub Media Kit:

Membership Base: 58% have a graduate or post-graduate degree

(Perhaps it should be mentioned that it is the 42% with GEDs who actually post. The 58% with advanced degrees all committed seppuku once they realized what they had joined.)

Fifty-eight freaking percent???!!! How many thai sticks did Zumbrunnen bogart before he hallucinated that number? You could put a big fat dot between the 5 and the 8, and it would still be inflated.

I'd wager that 58% of IHubbers can't stay out after the streetlights come on.

Or can cross the street without adult supervision.

Or cut their own meat.