Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[AndrewL]

"I think the issue there was perjury, but I'm sure you knew that already, didn't ya?"

Ooops, you got me--that's right, it was perjury over a blowjob. Imagine the nerve of the man, trying to shield his family and himself from the unpleasantness of a confession of a little extra-marital hanky-panky.

I am certain that anyone in the current administration would immediately fess up were he/she to be confronted with similar allegations, as no doubt would you or I. But wait, we're talking compassionate conservatives w/ family values, so I guess its really a nonstarter within this squeaky clean group.