Gee that's a tough one - I would first attack Al Quada and then the Yankees. Our President attacked Al Quada in a limited fashion and then went after Iraq. Personally I thought A-rod had more destructive power than Saddam but they needed a product to sell for the 2002 elections and conservatives love a war, especially when they aren't fighting.
William Hung is to American Idol as Sarah Palin is to the Vice Presidency