-CEO can't find the shoebox with all the receipts -Looking for an accounting firm that will work for shares instead of cash (That's preferred shares wink-wink). -Found some change in the junk drawer and the couch, but have to get the car back from the impound yard. The $5.00 bill under the floor mat was the big contributor to last years bottom line. -No revenue, no earnings, no cash flow and tragic balance sheet.