Legendary Stock Picks

[Churak]

Close...I recently received this communication from Satan - y'all should really sign up for the email:

From the Desk of Satan.......

Mr. Churak:

Due to my unfortunate incarceration in the (rather primitive) ADVFN-IHUB Correctional Facility, I am unable to finalize and post this week's scorching hot, life changing stock pick.

However, I would like to share with you some of the excellent due diligence we have conducted on just one of the many stellar companies we are investigating. The following was provided by one of my savvy and discerning researchers. I'm sure you will agree it is most impressive.

** We have diamonds! Many of them!!!
** We have the largest diamond find ever!
** We have Platinum!
** We have Gold!
** We have other resources!
** We have a naked short position of 1 Trillion shares!
** We don't have 1.4 million acres, we have millions of acres!
** Urban said that CMKX will be at .50 to .60 cents even without the covering of the naked short position!
** There is much more that I will get with you all later.