Legendary Stock Picks

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Posted by: Satan Date: Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:15:40 AM
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Special Notice to Skeptics:

It has come to my attention that some here question my ability to provide off the charts, to da moon, life changing stock picks that are nothing less than googolplex baggers.

Now, nobody -- and I mean NO-BO-DEEE -- appreciates a little healthy skepticism like your good friend Satan does, so here's what I'm going to do:

With my own funds, I will purchase $10,000 worth of my latest scorching hot pick for you. Within 48 hours, I will sell it for at least a double. Then to earn your trust and confidence, I will then give you -- that's right I said, "GIVE YOU" -- 100% of the profits.

What, I ask, could be fairer than that? And the best part, dear reader, is that my only reward is your happiness.

Naturally, I want to get this financial bonanza to you as soon as possible. So simply provide me with your name exactly as it appears on your primary bank account, your account number, your bank's routing number, and your approximate current balance. A five figure windfall will soon be on its way.

(Special thanks to my Russian office for this splendid idea.)