Possibly in the "be careful what you wish for" category.
Afterall, why not start with a good old fashioned "smiting". Whatever happened to smiting anyway?
Forget stoning people, what this country needs is the return to old fashioned "smiting" values. A few (ok a lot) well-placed lightening bolts and things could be looking up considerably in no time at all...
Smite all the fake religious!
(That would be two birds with one stone. Bush would be toast.)