Poet's Corner

[Poet]

Here's a cute market-related joke I'm cribbing from SI:

Despite the fact that AOL Time Warner has lost over half of its value and threw out their CEO, Gerald Levin, it hasn't stopped other companies from talking about doing mega-merger deals.

For instance, did you hear that Yahoo, in a 5-1 stock split, plus some capital from Microsoft, is planning on taking over Disney, Data General, and United Health Care?

Yep.

The new company will be called: Hoo-Dis, Hoo-Dat, and Hoo-Cares.