Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[mainehiker]

lets examine you, i will write up a a proposal to numerous pharmaas, we will study your dna, attach probes and sensors to your body, and figure out a way to tap into and market your amazing ability to function 24 hours a day. I'll give you 10% royalties on 30% of the sales generated if you fund 70% of the studies. If the studies are unable to unmask your abilities i will need my 30% refunded of course, plus legal fees. You can keep the probes and 3 specimen jars as a souvenir.