Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[tinner]

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.

'Oh Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered, 'He's gonna run for Congress!'

And wouldn't you know....another damn Republican...takes the bible, then goes for the money and like always chases those skirts! LOL