In light of the other posts i read of yours about here, this bit of yours .. "I swear there were wet spots left in their girls chairs" .. surprises me .. heh .. you "can swear" .. even if you don't know for sure? .. i mean you would have to actually touch it wouldn't you .. yeah, i know i'm taking you literally .. that could be unfair .. umm, am thinking .. no .. will leave that thought .. for now .. chuckle.
...........well, it seems to me that after 'touching it' .. he would have to bring it up to his nose to 'smell it' - LOLOL. ;)