As you vainly vent your rage Here in your tiny iHub cage The poison that we see you spew Reads like a nasty witches brew But like a monkey at the zoo You're here so we can laugh at you
Matt is sure a patient sort To tolerate your nasty sport He thinks that in a little while You'll empty out your pail of bile But even he, I think, will tire And go ahead and douse your fire
You are, right now, where you belong Giving me a chance to write my song