I'm way smarter than you and couldn't make heads or tails of what was being said. No matter how many times I read it, it looked like just a vitriolic assemblage of random words. Words I knew to be English, but I couldn't figure it out past that.
So don't feel bad.
Although I'm sure not knowing anything about the company or people he's discussing is part of what makes it so tough for me to figure out what he's saying.