Wednesday, June 03, 2009 9:47:53 AM
this is a pretty good rebuttal to what you think goes for a conspiracy theory.
Ahhhhh haha ahahahaha!
Please, your honor, don't look at the facts, they're complicated! We'll need to analyze thousands of transactions! What are we, robotic computing devices or something? Please just promise up front to use Brooke and to only look at average cost... Nevermind the coercive effect our bribes^X^X^X^X^Xrebates could have had.
Oh, and don't waste your time looking at that silly little EC decision either. They suck.
fpg
Ahhhhh haha ahahahaha!
Please, your honor, don't look at the facts, they're complicated! We'll need to analyze thousands of transactions! What are we, robotic computing devices or something? Please just promise up front to use Brooke and to only look at average cost... Nevermind the coercive effect our bribes^X^X^X^X^Xrebates could have had.
Oh, and don't waste your time looking at that silly little EC decision either. They suck.
fpg
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