I thought everyone knew that turnips don't ring.
For yet another unwanted suggestion, instead of "no visibility here", he could put "Here be Draggons".
BTW, have you noticed that the reality has actually paralleled the original projection fairly well, but that, for the last three months, it's done so in a very "depressed" manner? If it continues to do so, God forbid, that October low will be down around 1500.
Hard work often pays off over time,
but laziness always pays off right now.