SPDR S&P 500 (SPY)

[Neutral Man]

OK, Alrighty all-rdy, so how does dis-werk exactly, da-Short_Squeeze thingy, well, let's ponder shall we...............................


First-lee, you need to travel VAST distances in a SINGLE BOUND, well, we've already accomplished dat dis-morning now haven't we, duhh!

Second-lee, you mustn't give it all back to allow-em to, well, Exit Stage Left, dat's NOT gonna happen!

Third-lee and definite-lee NOT the last, you MUST CLOSE above yesterday's HIGH, otherwise da-TA, Chart, Fibs & Lies play-ar's will NOT BUY IT, well, day obvious-lee all-rdy Bought or we wouldn't be JAM-ing higher, I mean they will NOT BUY the picture Painting (they 'll be saying stuff like, Crap-O, dis-is Bogus, Total BS, whatever)!

So dare you have it, check deeze THREE things off today as they get completed and da-TA, Chart, Fibs & Lies play-ar's are gonna be stare-ing at "Margin Calls" in da-Morning, WooHoo!

Oh, one more thing, have a RIMM earnings announcement after the Bell on Thursday along with sweeping Mark-to-Mark-it announcements Thursday and you get to GAP-R Up above the YTD High, 31.68 in da-morning, oh boy, sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

SHORTS, can you hear me NOW, or NOT!?

Date Open High Low Close
27-Mar 31.07 31.18 30.71 30.82
30-Mar 30.29 30.32 29.62 30.06
31-Mar 30.33 30.95 30.27 30.32
4cast
1-Apr 29.94 31.01 29.79 31.01


ENJOY da-SHOW, we know we WILL, you know - being da-BOYZ-n-ALL, LOLOLOL!