Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[lee kramer]

[OT] Hi steveunk: A weather report you want from me? A meaty-ventriqulist you think I am? You got a few sheckles maybe on the game bubeleh? Ok, we got blue skies with cumula-nimbus at 20,000 feet. No problem there. There's a cold front coming down from Canada but it's not due to arrive until tomorrow morning. The wind is coming from the east at 5-7 mph and won't be a factor at Fenway Park. It's 72' farenheit, the relative humidity is 52% and the barometer is 29.97 and steady. The game is on FOX, the Sunday night game of the week. They'll play, even if it snows. Contreras throws for the Yankees, Lowe for the Sox. Contreras is favored slightly; $115 on the Yankees will get you $100 if the Yankees win. If A-Rod and Varitek engage in pugilism, Varitek is a prohibitive favorite at 4 to 1. If Gabe Kapler engages in fisticuffs with the entire Yankee team, he's favored at 9 to 1. You don't wanna mess with an angry Jew.