Tornado Alley (PROG)

[F6]

Duluth Doctor

A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients.

'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!'

'Tunderin Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes.'