Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[Zeev Hed]

Stow, what are you using for time travel, your boat? That will never work, water is too dense to create the warped space needed. I use a vacuum chamber embedded in a 666 Tesla toroidal magnet. This is imposed on an orthogonal set of anvil space compression devices, each rotating about their axes at Mhz type frequencies. The faster the rotation the farther in time the jump. I don't like doing it too much, because it has a negative impact on my nose, it grows leaves (thus the shaking like an autumn leaf expression, I often used, and should have used more often in the last few weeks), and these leaves are "a pain in the nose", to borrow a more familiar expression.