Cowboys and Cowgirls

[arthritis65]

peggey sue is this you...Texas Girls


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from New York, and bragged
that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said
that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home
to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.

The second man had married a woman from California. He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that
the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't
see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix
himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.

Got to love them Texas girls!