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Monday, 07/12/2004 11:39:28 AM

Monday, July 12, 2004 11:39:28 AM

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How scary is this post?....You think this guy is kidding? He's been posting for two years now that his day for leaving was Sunday. How convenient that he can still post telepathically.....

By: IAmTheWolf
11 Jul 2004, 11:44 AM EDT
Msg. 1133194 of 1133524
(This msg. is a reply to 1133149 by oseti.)
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oseti, yes, we left yesterday. I am communicating via, well, the way they explained it to me is something loosely translated as "mental-telegramic-subsidense." The thought patterns are grounded in gravitational bands that move along at a rate similar to the speed of light taken to the 100th power. When I mentioned that Earth's most powerful computer search engine is known as "Google," they chuckled and responded, "we know."

Anyway, I simply form a picture in my mind of my always-on-computer in the basement of my house and it immediately responds to my thought patterns. makes loging on practically instantaneous. Well, it was that already. But I never tried it from so far away from the keyboard. Hah! I guess this is my first actual experience at doing that, uhmmmm, this.

Currently we are still parked on the far side of Saturn. BTW, my new friends have been chuckling for quite some time at Earth's satellite research of Saturn. It turns out that the timing for their coming back was because they wanted to see up-close-and-personal just how advanced our technology had become since their last visit here in 1978 (the June I was abducted)

They plan to be here for another several days. I still have the option of coming back home or leaving the galaxy with them as they continue their mapping of this suburb of Universe. Quite an amazing thing. I may stay here though. They will be back by our system in 78 years or so our time. Since their scanners altered my cellular structure last time, causing my aging process to slow down so much that I will live to be apx. 240-250 (if my death is from natural causes), my wife and daughters will no doubt be dead when they next come this way. Currently my wife and daughters do not want to go. Actually, they do not believe me and my friends said they can not alter time by scanning any more from Earth. Mine was a random selection back in 1978.

Well, this "mental-telegramic-subsidense" is quite tiring. I need to get some rest. Have a great weekend.

OH! MY FRIENDS SAID NOT TO WORRY ABOUT PCBM/SCRI. IT SEEMS THAT WE DO NOT YET HAVE THE WHOLE STORY. I asked but they smiled and said I could not ethically have the insider information of what is to be. They did say that it would not be much longer. When I asked what "not much longer" meant, they again smiled and said:

"All time is relevant, you know that. Your great Einstein pointed that out some time ago."

When I rolled my eyes, they broke up in hilarious laughter.

Later

The wolf from space wink




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