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[Seminole Red]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,......'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


'Darling, I have a better idea,' she replied: 'Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married.'


'Wow, that's a great idea!' he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied. 'Now, get your own damned blanket.'



After a moment of silence......he farted.


The End