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[Mattu]

New School:

 
 if bob_coffee_level>0 then 
           response.write("It is ok to code.  I won't pooch it.") 
 else 
           response.write("I better get Matt, oh wise and powerful one, to teach me how to do this one.") 
 end if 
 

Old School:

 
 clear 
 set stat off 
 set talk off 
  
 bob_coffee_level=0 
  
 @ 3,0 SAY 'Welcome to TZIIS1.  Bob, how many cups of coffee have you had?' GET bob_coffee_level 
 READ 
  
 if bob_coffee_level>0 
     @ 5,0 SAY 'It is ok to code.  You won't pooch it.' 
 else 
     @ 5,0 SAY 'I better get Matt, oh wise and powerful one, to teach me how to do this one.' 
 endif 
 

Sorry. Can you tell I've been programming an old Unix box all day? <g>

Pop quiz to anybody but Bob:
Q1) What programming language is 'new school' in?
Q2) What programming language is 'old school' in?