LOL! You should of told her to pluck and clean them and roast 'em in the oven. If you ever get really mad at her, have her roast a merganser in the oven. Make sure you're ready to head to the sandbox when she does it though, you won't be able to stand the smell in the house for a day or two afterwards.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
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