The Jailhouse

[excel]

gm. NVEI has been proclaiming to have a chip for years!
Yes, it's all over their website.
I believe they have one to and ZZT has no right to say they don't.
Shame on ZZT!

I am confused though.......

Is NVEI's chip a regular chip or non salty?
Pringles in the can?
Or plastic bag?

I prefer Ruffles myself how about you?

Or is it freeze dried bananna chips?

Chocolate chips?

Cow Chips?

That's it! NVEI is producing Cow Chips!
Just not any Cow Chip though!

These Cow chips are disruptive!

When you eat NVEI's disruptive Cow Chip it filters out the common sense in your body at an amazing disruptive speed as it turns you into a NVEI cultist!

Let me know when you want to go into Rehab.
Happens to the best of us.
And you thought I couldn't be your best friend! Ha!


PS. Hope you enjoyed the reading materials.
Some people forget you when you go to the big house but not Excel!