The Jailhouse

[fung_derf]

Troy...Just the rumors of your defensive team considering taking the case brought Matt to his knees! We are FREE!!!
The bad news is, now churak has become a recluse and moved in with some questionable stock picker of the 90's, and the story is, they are in love......or at the very least in negotiations for a mutual co-habitation. It is sad really, but when you consider that churak has lived alone with his blow up wife for so long, the idea of him having to relive the pre-Y2k stories of the past are a deserving punishment.
As to me, I have somehow survived the ordeal, but after sharing a cell with chu for the weekend, will never quite look at the making of poutine the same again. I can only hope to someday forget the sight of a Canadian accountant wearing nothing but fatback to cover his private areas(at least I hope it was fatback).
FWIW, I appreciate very much your even considering taking our case, and I know I speak for all(well maybe most.....some)of the posters here, that we are very glad to see you posting and hopefully will see more of same.

Your always potential client in waiting,