The Jailhouse

[fung_derf]

I just had the most awfullyest of dreams!!! First there was this full moon....and then....and then.....I could feel the hair on my back receding....and then......I turned into this strange creature.....and then.....I couldn't help myself, but I started to ramble on madly, madly, MADLY......and then, the next thing I know I wake up and I'm in this strange place and Lordy my butt is sore and there's this pig looking guy laying next to me in bed and he's got a smile on his face....and so I get up and go to the mirror and lo and behold it ain't a dream at all!!!! I can't believe it, but somehow the Universe has come together to play this cruel joke on me!!!!....I've turned into.....................GOTMILK! AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Based on these facts, how can I be held responsible for my actions?