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Sunday, June 13, 2004 10:33:18 AM
A George Bush Fan
A teacher in a small Texas town asks her class how many of them are George Bush fans. Not really knowing what a George Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a George Bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a George Bush fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a John Kerry fan."
The teacher asks why he's a John Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan and my dad's a John Kerry fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a George Bush fan."
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A teacher in a small Texas town asks her class how many of them are George Bush fans. Not really knowing what a George Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a George Bush fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a George Bush fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a John Kerry fan."
The teacher asks why he's a John Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan and my dad's a John Kerry fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a George Bush fan."
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http://www.allhatnocattle.net/6-9-04_bringer_of_honor_and_dignity.htm
Greensburg, KS - 5/4/07
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upon the Right of Election, 1790
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