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Obama's Ghastly Ghetto of Demoncratic Terror!
Get a preview of each room in Landover Baptist's Hell House

NATIONAL NEWS: Landover Baptist Plans "Life Under Obama" Themed Hell House:

PREVIEW OF HELL HOUSE 2008:
"Barack Obama's Ghastly Ghetto of Demoncratic Terror!"

IMPORTANT NOTICE: We cannot stress enough that the additional $2 for the plastic ponchos at the entrance gate is well worth it, as rancid pig’s blood will be sprayed from the white man’s head in Room 7 with extreme force onto each participant.

Room 1 - A Lilly-White Family Gets Taxed to Death– Participants will watch as a normal Christian (white) husband comes home from work to sit down to dinner with his family. Obama is speaking on the television set in the living room. The wife turns the channel but every station has Barack Obama on it, repeating the words, "If u makin' under $250K, I not be raisin' yo taxes!" (Participants learn that Obama has switched to speaking Ebonics after taking office and a handy translation chart will be provided as part of your entrance fee) The children want to know what they are having for appetizers before dinner.

The mother screams, "We don't have enough money for appetizers anymore! We're just going to have dinner! The children start crying as the mother scoops portions of Almar Caviar into their plates. "But this used to be our appetizer, mommy!" says one child. "Yes," says the mother, "but thanks to liberals electing Barack Obama as their president, now its all we can afford for supper!" The father chokes back his tears, pulls out a gun and shoots his two children. He then shoots his wife and puts the gun to his own head and says, "We can't live like this, Obama has taxed us all to death." He pulls the trigger, blowing off his head.

Participants will be glad they have a plastic poncho (provided for an additional $2 at the entrance) because they will be sprayed from head to toe in rancid pig's blood squirting intermittently for over a minute from the white man's neck as they are given time to contemplate the seriousness of the situation. They are given one chance to back out with a non-refundable fee or to move on to Room 2.

Room 2 - Families Forced to Pray to Mohammed! -

Room 3 - The Black Penis Room!

Room 4 - The House of Represent'nat!

Rooms 5- 6 - No Whites Allowed-

Room 7 - There goes the NeighborHOOD!

Salvation from Obama/Hell Opportunity - After leaving Room 7, participants will be guided by qualified church Deacons into a tent behind the ghetto complex where they will be presented with the gospel of Jesus Christ and registered as Republican voters.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/october/hellhouse2008.html