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Tax Day Stuff..........

It is getting harder and harder to support the government in the style it has become accustomed.

Your function, as taxpayer, is to send money to the government, not to understand what the government does with it.
- Dave Berry

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the U.S. But, I could be just as proud for half the money."
-- Arthur Godfrey

"Conscience is that still small voice that tells you the Internal Revenue Service may check your return."
-- Author Unknown

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
--Albert Einstein

"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today."
-- Hemon Wouk

"If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers."
--Groucho Marx

"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
--Tom Lehrer

"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf."
--Will Rogers

The taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take a civil service examination."
--Attributed to: Ronald Reagan

"The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward."
--Attributed to: John Maynard Keynes

"Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them!"
--Margaret Mitchell