The Jailhouse

[thepennyking]

The Penny King's Blog Wednesday, June 9th, 7:07 A.M. PST.

I once did some research into my own genetic, geneologic and ancestral heridities. This led me to believe that I was once or still am related somehow to royalty in Hungary, my birthplace in 1956.

The first year of my life is a whole chapter that covers events that unfolded in my homeland. The private investigators have not covered that territory quite yet, but suffice it to say they will get to it soon enough.

Let us go back to 1909 and look at the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy as originally written by Dr. Albright Penck, a Hungarian author who contributed to The International Geography originally published in 1899 and updated ten years later by D. Appleton and Company.

The book was written by 489 authors. Uncanny as there are at least that many political parties in Hungary as this history is rewritten, edited and updated once again by this Author.

Penck's work was translated and edited by Hugh Robert Mill who was a Fellow or Honorary Corresponding member of the Geographical Societies of London, Edinburg, Paris, Berlin, Budapest, Brisbane and Philadelphia.

Penck was Formerly Professor of Geography at the University of Vienna during part of his lifetime.

During his time, and at his writing the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy lay in the latitude of France, between 42 degrees and 51 degrees North., but farther east, in the interior of the continent, between 10 degrees and 25 degreees East. Long.

Whilst France had the sea on three sides and had longer coast-lines than land frontiers, Austria-Hungary had only been touched by an arm of the Mediterranean, and its land frontiers, towards the German Empire, Russia, Rumania, Serbia, Turkey, Montenegro, Italy and Switzerland were five times longer than its coast-line.

No other part of Europe had so great a variety of geographical features, climates and nations.

It embraced the greater part of the Eastern Alps, with their high, snow-clad summits, the greater part of the then Boian or Bohemian plateau, nearly the whole chain of the Carpathians, with a large part of their northern forelands, the nearly level plains of Hungary, and a part of the Dinaric Mountains of the Balkan peninsulal. Its western parts are the the climatic influence of the Atlantic Ocean; in the East a continental climate prevailed, with hot summers and cold winters; the south had mild winters and dry summers of the Meiterannean, whilse the highest summits in the Alps and Carpathians had the mean annual temperature of the Arctic regions.

This what what was left of the invasion of the Huns and the travelling of the Magi's who became the Magyars or Magicians who conquered nearly all of Asia and Europe 1500 years earlier and dominated those regions for almost 500 years.



The Penny King's Blog Thursday, June 10th, 7:07 A.M. PST.

A week ago would have been my 25th wedding anniversarry to my first wife who now goes by the name of Aerial Tiger Long and was formerly known as Kenny Lynn Cartozian when I first seduced her away from a former Armenian very highly paid marketing executive who worked for the Black Angus Steak House chain which was eventually bought out by a fortune 500 company and he lost his job some time in the mid 80's.

When he found out we were having an affair before their divorce was actually final he threatened to cut off my balls in a Church. Ironically, he helped advise our newly formed mortgage company in 1990 and gave us the recommended name, Source Mortgage whose logo was a triangle inside a circle. This should send the PI's some more fodder. His name was Haig Cartozian. His son became my step son in 1977 and almost a decade later we made peace.


That Church was of course the Church of Scientology where I had met this most gorgeous, stunning blonde haired 34 year old genius and very talented lady who I to this day liken to Gwenivere of Sir Lancelot and King Arthurian legend. I was 21 at the time.

I met her during a "word clearing" session and asked her out to coffee. She had been crying in our session due to the stresses of her not yet final divorce at that time.

I broke the first cardinal rule of spiritual counseling. Never get sexually involved with one of your clients. It's a big no no and it will never work out, no matter how much love there develops between both of you.

There is enlightenment in my words if you understand them. I will not go into any greater detail about my first marriage, it is pretty much being re-written from what was originally published about it in "Confessions of a Sex Crazed Money Man", a book that every lawyer in the country who has read has told me that I should never have started a new genre of writing called "Kiss and Tell on Yourself", something that many celebrities of late have chosen to do in order to keep the facts of their rise to star power as accurate as possible.

After all, if it didn't come from the horses mouth it probably came from the horses ass and that in general means you are being fed a big line of horse manuer.

I just found out that my children have been kidnapped. And I need someone to assist us with grant applications.