The Jailhouse

[Capitalist]

"and then proceeded to leave me to wander the streets of Las Vegas for a week without food, without water, and without transportation."

Just a hint: If you're ever stranded in Las Vegas without water AGAIN, you can go to the Las Vegas public library or any other municipal building, and get water from a public water fountain.

I found that out by reading a secret government memo on survival in urban areas that I procured through the FOIA.