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[zeptepi]

To be fair to Rigatoni, you need to add the Little Italian Song by that old rocker Tchaikovsky. I have added the modern lyrics so all can sing along:

I would like a large pizza for me
Give me all but the anchovies
If it takes thirty minutes or more
I should get it for free

For I'm real hungry right now
I could just eat a whole cow
I really hope that you can get it to my house real fast
Or I'll have to go right into a rage

For I've been starving for days
I could just eat someone's face
If I don't get it fast I'll have to go and kill so please
Bring to me a large piiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzahh!!!!!