Here are two out of several tried and proven methods:
Have you tried throwing a Pico Pop or Lil' Pop behind the bed, letting it gently hit the water, then let it stay at rest for a couple of seconds, then one quick but, light pop sending a nice ring over the bed, wait another second or two, then 2-3 quick, little pops?!? Very deadly down @ Falcon and/or Choke Canyon lake's.
If no luck there go for the Big Dawg...a Zara Spook! Pitch that baby behind the bed, let it rest for 3-5 seconds, then Walk the Dog like crazy!!! Really trying to aggravate that Monster as you bring it across the bed.
On both you may get the nip routine or the tail swatting trick. If so then you are making it mad as hell. Do it over again till you get that dude on the wall...
No matter how bad your day has gone...fishin' is the cure! Well behind sex and maybe huntin'! Awwww heck go for all 3...
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