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no, secretary of defense would go to jane fonda. she has experience with anti-aircraft batteries in Hanoi. Which would make her the perfect advisor for obama, since he has zero experience in the military area.

He is rumored to have once played "Guerillas and Proletariatchics" as a child, but everyone on HIS block wanted to be Che Guevera. However, a bigger kid took the role, so the young obama went home crying, and practiced training hamsters in his room until he had organized a whole force of followers.

Building on that, in a pattern he has repeated during this campaign, he has converted the tofu crowd into lemmings, using chanting, mind-melding, free beer, and crack cocaine in an effective mind control strategy that swept through the caucuses like shit through a goose.

So, if you have drunk from the Chalice, you most certainly can accept Jane Fonda as Secretary of Defense.